Discussion:
Bizarre personals ad I found for Filipinas
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KJ
2003-10-28 18:18:30 UTC
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Man, this guy's ad is offensive. Not sure if the person who posted it was
being serious, clever, crazy, or all of the above. One thing's for sure.
It's obvious that he doesn't care what he says, or if it'll mark him for
life.

Guys, we've gotta prevent JT from answering this guy's ad. Who wants the
first watch?

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HUNGRY, GENEROUS WOLF LOOKING FOR FILIPINA - 39

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Reply to: your anonymous list address will appear here
Date: Tue Oct 28 09:58:01 2003

Hi. I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing.

I'm gonna skip all the bullshit about me and get right down to the
point. I'm looking for an Asian, or Filipina woman. I'll take you whether
you're pretty, or not. Just as long as you have a great looking, petite
body.

I'm a Caucasian man passing myself off as a "worldly" man. Also, I had
to work my lines of bullshit so that I come off as "friend for life kind of
guy".

What my real intentions are, is to turn you into my personal whore,
possibly for mass, public consumption (for profit). Why? Because you
Filipinas are so easy to influence and deceive.

We Caucasian men know that you see us as some kind of authority
figure, and ultimate protector. Of course you would. With the help of
Hollywood, this has been accomplished. We've discovered how easy it is to
exploit our image to work to our financial gain. Don't worry. We'll treat
you like little Princesses and give you a lifestyle unlike anything you've
ever known. You do for me, and I do for you. This is the mutual trade-off,
and our own dirty little secret. Your family never need know about you
sacrificing your integrity and honor for a little bit of American
sexploitation.

So, if you don't mind being exploited, and practically, any one of you
can be exploited, no matter what your education level is, well, because you
Filipinas are so easy, then contact me.

Hey. I'm going to be your true friend that matters in your life. And
with the money we make from your natural ASSets, we're going to live the
good life. Possibly even get married. Why not? I'm gonna want to keep
someone as gullibly talented as you as my personal trophy. An accomplishment
in life I can be proud of.

I'm going to introduce you to a world of group sex, wife swapping,
money for sex and everything else in between that'll make you feel on top of
the world, wanted, desired. Nothing will beat boosting your low self-esteem
than discovering that the entire world of Caucasian men sexually desire you.
Besides, you must be awfully tired of small penises. Right? So. What're you
waiting for? It's time for you to get out of that measly existence with your
Filipino husband and become the worldly woman you desire to be.

If my proposal interests you, tickles your fancy, ignites your
curiousity, and you have no regrets shedding any decencies you've been
taught by your hardworking immigrant parents, then you and I need to hook
up. I'm hungry for easy to manipulate Filipinas. Besides, the entire world
of Caucasian men are hungry to see more long haired, petite Filipina woman
enter the world of Porn. It's a demand that only you and I can fulfill.

When the world gets tired of it. Then we can talk about a mutual
divorce, and you'll come out in the end with more material wealth than you
first started out with. C'mon. Don't keep me waiting. I'm HUNGRY! And, so
are YOU!

Lovingly and Sincerely Yours, Forever,

Caucasian Wolf

P.S. It won't matter if you have kids. I can easily warp your sense of
responsibility in that area too.
Frank Thomas
2003-10-29 00:18:22 UTC
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Post by KJ
We Caucasian men know that you see us as some kind of authority
figure, and ultimate protector...SNIP SNIP . I'm hungry for easy to
manipulate Filipinas SNIP. >

OH BOY is he in for one hell of a surprise.

All I can say is he will get exactly what he deserves.

Plus jail time.
Scooby Don't
2003-10-29 02:58:47 UTC
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Post by Frank Thomas
Post by KJ
We Caucasian men know that you see us as some kind of authority
figure, and ultimate protector...SNIP SNIP . I'm hungry for easy to
manipulate Filipinas SNIP. >
OH BOY is he in for one hell of a surprise.
All I can say is he will get exactly what he deserves.
Plus jail time.
It's obviously written by a Feminist to provoke anger on the part of
Filipinas for being potentially taken advantage of.
No guy who was going to actually take advantage of a woman would tell
her. This is just another obvious example of how threatened feminists
feel by Filipinas who actually love their husbands.
There is nothing and no one lower than a feminist. They are lower than
whale shit.
KJ
2003-10-31 05:45:08 UTC
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Post by Scooby Don't
Post by Frank Thomas
Post by KJ
We Caucasian men know that you see us as some kind of authority
figure, and ultimate protector...SNIP SNIP . I'm hungry for easy to
manipulate Filipinas SNIP. >
OH BOY is he in for one hell of a surprise.
All I can say is he will get exactly what he deserves.
Plus jail time.
It's obviously written by a Feminist to provoke anger on the part of
Filipinas for being potentially taken advantage of.
No guy who was going to actually take advantage of a woman would tell
her. This is just another obvious example of how threatened feminists
feel by Filipinas who actually love their husbands.
There is nothing and no one lower than a feminist. They are lower than
whale shit.
Hey, that's right. Fish shit too don't they?
...but seriously...
Are there any males among Feminists? I know...dumb question.
KJ
2003-10-29 02:58:56 UTC
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Post by Frank Thomas
Post by KJ
We Caucasian men know that you see us as some kind of authority
figure, and ultimate protector...SNIP SNIP . I'm hungry for easy to
manipulate Filipinas SNIP. >
OH BOY is he in for one hell of a surprise.
All I can say is he will get exactly what he deserves.
Plus jail time.
He obviously hasn't met a couple of the Pinays I know. They eat nails for
breakfast and that's just putting it mildly.
Glenn (Christian Mystic)
2004-11-18 14:49:18 UTC
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LOL
Post by KJ
Post by Frank Thomas
Post by KJ
We Caucasian men know that you see us as some kind of authority
figure, and ultimate protector...SNIP SNIP . I'm hungry for easy to
manipulate Filipinas SNIP. >
OH BOY is he in for one hell of a surprise.
All I can say is he will get exactly what he deserves.
Plus jail time.
He obviously hasn't met a couple of the Pinays I know. They eat nails for
breakfast and that's just putting it mildly.
Glenn (Christian Mystic)
2004-11-18 10:17:54 UTC
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We can only hope...
(Many like him, have had their penises PICKLED in a jar)
Post by Frank Thomas
Post by KJ
We Caucasian men know that you see us as some kind of authority
figure, and ultimate protector...SNIP SNIP . I'm hungry for easy to
manipulate Filipinas SNIP. >
OH BOY is he in for one hell of a surprise.
All I can say is he will get exactly what he deserves.
Plus jail time.
Dirty Sick Pig
2004-11-18 13:19:49 UTC
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Post by Glenn (Christian Mystic)
We can only hope...
(Many like him, have had their penises PICKLED in a jar)
Post by Frank Thomas
Post by KJ
We Caucasian men know that you see us as some kind of authority
figure, and ultimate protector...SNIP SNIP . I'm hungry for easy to
manipulate Filipinas SNIP. >
OH BOY is he in for one hell of a surprise.
All I can say is he will get exactly what he deserves.
Plus jail time.
Hey, Xtian Misfit! I see you're up to your old games again. Do you request
another visit from the pig? He will be glad to oblige.

Dirty Sick Pig
Islamic Mystic
Glenn (Christian Mystic)
2005-05-13 02:37:30 UTC
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Post by Dirty Sick Pig
Post by Glenn (Christian Mystic)
We can only hope...
(Many like him, have had their penises PICKLED in a jar)
Post by Frank Thomas
Post by KJ
We Caucasian men know that you see us as some kind of authority
figure, and ultimate protector...SNIP SNIP . I'm hungry for easy to
manipulate Filipinas SNIP. >
OH BOY is he in for one hell of a surprise.
All I can say is he will get exactly what he deserves.
Plus jail time.
Hey, Xtian Misfit! I see you're up to your old games again. Do you request
another visit from the pig? He will be glad to oblige.
Dirty Sick Pig
Islamic Mystic
Please, check the cross-post list before making accusations ! Note: I did
not add any Christian newsgroups... and as I rarely visit here, notice how
long it took before I saw this post to respond to.
My wife, of some thirty years happens to be a filipina, thus I have an
interest in these newsgroups

Glenn (Christian Mystic)

BTW Sufi, my beliefs are not that far from your own (if you are truly
Isamic), as I too do not see Jesus as God.
DirtySickPig
2005-05-13 03:57:59 UTC
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Post by Glenn (Christian Mystic)
Post by Dirty Sick Pig
Hey, Xtian Misfit! I see you're up to your old games again. Do you
request another visit from the pig? He will be glad to oblige.
Dirty Sick Pig
Islamic Mystic
Please, check the cross-post list before making accusations !
Ok. I will check it for YOU since you seem incapable of doing what you
suggest.
Post by Glenn (Christian Mystic)
Note: I did
not add any Christian newsgroups... and as I rarely visit here, notice how
long it took before I saw this post to respond to.
My wife, of some thirty years happens to be a filipina, thus I have an
interest in these newsgroups
Glenn (Christian Mystic)
Your interest should be backed by participation. If you just post to
SCF without any intent to participate, why do it? That is trolling!
Post by Glenn (Christian Mystic)
BTW Sufi, my beliefs are not that far from your own (if you are truly
Isamic), as I too do not see Jesus as God.
My religion is between me and my deity. I don't wear it on my sleeve
like you do because that is super annoying, like telemarketers or
Baptists banging on my door during my late morning Sunday nap.
Robert Chin
2003-10-29 01:26:50 UTC
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Post by KJ
Guys, we've gotta prevent JT from answering this guy's ad. Who wants the
first watch?
So why do we not want JT to answer this? To tell you the truth, I think
this is Alex looking for "RA's" again.
KJ
2003-10-29 03:00:10 UTC
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Post by Robert Chin
Post by KJ
Guys, we've gotta prevent JT from answering this guy's ad. Who wants the
first watch?
So why do we not want JT to answer this? To tell you the truth, I think
this is Alex looking for "RA's" again.
Yeah, but...does Alex live in the SF Bay Area? I found this post on a local
forum.
Robert Chin
2003-10-29 18:50:23 UTC
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Post by KJ
Yeah, but...does Alex live in the SF Bay Area? I found this post on a local
forum.
D'uh!!!! Alex is the "Godfather" of the bay. If you're unlucky enough to
break wind in the wrong direction, and the offensive odor happens to annoy
his nostrils, you'll be Jimmy Hoffa's new bunkmate.
KJ
2003-10-31 05:52:57 UTC
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Post by Robert Chin
Post by KJ
Yeah, but...does Alex live in the SF Bay Area? I found this post on a
local
Post by KJ
forum.
D'uh!!!! Alex is the "Godfather" of the bay. If you're unlucky enough to
break wind in the wrong direction, and the offensive odor happens to annoy
his nostrils, you'll be Jimmy Hoffa's new bunkmate.
Sheeit. He ain't my Godfather.
Jani Tor
2003-10-31 08:39:31 UTC
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Hey, Booby,

You haven't seen my new RA RA - all asian-woman crew yet. 18 - 39 and all
cute. Had the crew out on the Bay in September, in skimpy shorts. And one
even topless. Needless to say, distracted the other yacths long enough for
me to pass them and win.

Yeah, RA = Racing Asians.
Post by Robert Chin
Post by KJ
Yeah, but...does Alex live in the SF Bay Area? I found this post on a
local
Post by KJ
forum.
D'uh!!!! Alex is the "Godfather" of the bay. If you're unlucky enough to
break wind in the wrong direction, and the offensive odor happens to annoy
his nostrils, you'll be Jimmy Hoffa's new bunkmate.
frau
2006-08-30 05:10:52 UTC
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hey caucasian wolf, why dont you just go bang prostitutes in your area? why
be so sure filipinas are easy to deceive? most probably you are used to
talking or meeting filipinas who didnot study due to poverty. why not try
making friends with educated pinays and see if u can even score a 1/2 pt.
pinays dont go from one dick to another unless they are so poor they cant
afford a single meal so what they do is go for wolves like you so they can
survive. but try going naked to educated pinays and they wont even take a
second look at you. you are a DIRTY OLD MAN

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